🚨🎉 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: ELON VS APPLE: THE COLLAB YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED 🍏🤖💥 So, BOOM 💣, Elon Musk is throwing hands ✋ with Apple after he *claims* they're playing favorites in the App Store 🏆. Like, buddy, we've all seen you dodge shopping carts at the supermarket. You *really* wanna wade into App Store drama? 🤡 In a classic "this is fine" scenario, Musk posted on X (formerly Twitter, because rebranding counts more than fixing his site naah fam) saying, “Apple's being sus, and it’s an anti-what-now?” 🚨 But KABOOM 💥, the Community Notes swooped in faster than a seagull on a french fry, pointing out that Deepseek and Perplexity were vibin' at the top! Talk about 🧠 GALAXY BRAIN 🧠 moves! Meanwhile, Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, is out here like, “Dude, grow up, it’s just a game.” 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ And NO CAP, we all know Sam is holding that secret “Grok” cheat code like it’s legendary NFT art. 🎨🚀 Imagine the leaked convo: Elon: “Can’t believe they ranked Deepseek higher—” Sam: “Maybe make an app that doesn’t crash? 🤔” Final prediction? By 2025, Elon will fully pivot to an app that lets you order pizza with neural interfaces while arguing with Siri about the meaning of life 🔥🍕. 🔮💸 Vibe check: This is the best roast we've seen since that time we uncovered the REAL reason SpaceX launches got delayed. Share if you wanna join the chaos! 💥✨