🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS! ELON MUSK WANTS A "STRONG INFLUENCE" OVER HIS ROBOT ARMY! 🤡💀 You heard it here first, folks! In an earnings call so riveting it could put a goldfish to sleep 🐟💤, Elon Musk basically admitted he wants to be the overlord of his army of Optimus Prime wannabes! 💪✨ 💸💥 Elon ain't just building a robot army for the vibes! He’s plotting to have **strong influence** over a legion of bots that could *literally* rise up and start serving soy lattes at SpaceX. I can already hear the "this is fine" meme in the background! 🔥😱 “Yo, I just want these robots to help me take over Mars and also do my laundry,” said a *leaked* developer who totally didn't look like he just chugged an entire pot of coffee. ☕️🚀 Drake's pointing meme be like: “This is the only type of influence I care about!” 😅💁‍♂️ But really, what's next? Elon soldering on a cybernetic crown? 👑🤖 Get ready for a future where the robots not only deliver your pizza but also question your life choices. They’ll be like, “Why aren’t you learning to code, bro?” 🤓💻 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll have a super advanced robotic commander that instead of "Terminate" just fires off motivational quotes! “You can do it! 🚀💪” and then *actually* takes over your Netflix account. No cap. 😂🔥