🚨🔔BREAKING DRAMA ALERT: ELON vs APPLE 💥😱🔫 So, Elon Musk is out here on X (the artist formerly known as Twitter 😂) throwing shade like he’s the one-man Olympic torch for drama, claiming Apple’s givin’ OpenAI a shiny first place trophy in the App Store while he’s stuck in the loser bracket with xAI 🤡🔥. Cue the meme-cringe: "Elon Musk Accuses Apple of Antitrust Violations" — y’all know he’s out here sounding like that friend who yells “SEE! THIS IS FINE!” while their entire apartment is on fire. 🔥💀 In a post, Musk laid down the law, asking: "Why you duckin’ my apps, Apple? Why's Grok only number five? 🥴" And you know Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, is sitting back going, “My dude, this is a *remarkable claim*, but fr fr, touch grass,” while secretly sending an intern to check all the leaked Apple memos 🤖💰 #Stonks. Meanwhile, if I were a betting person (which I am, no cap), I'd say Musk will end up collaborating with a rival AI that just plays angry cat videos 🤖📈. The future is today, just absolutely chaotic. Who’s taking bets on whether xAI gets into the “Must Have” section or if we'll just see Musk turn X into a dating app? 🚀💔 #YouCantMakeThisUp