🔥🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk just CAME THROUGH with the hottest “🇺🇸 Uncle Sam, I’ll take your money for 42 cents” deal since… well, ever? 🤡💸 xAI is out here selling Grok to federal agencies like it's some 2-for-1 Taco Tuesday special! 🌮💥 This man is literally the meme version of “How low can you go?” Because, fr fr, 42 cents?! That's like a quarter, a dime, AND a nickel! 🤯💰 Meanwhile, OpenAI and Anthropic are over there sipping their iced lattes and watching their valuations go *stonks* 📈 while Elon is like, “Lowball Central, baby!” “Look, I just wanted to make AI accessible to everyone,” said a *totally real* xAI dev, probably between sips of energy drink. “But a hot pocket ain’t gonna pay for itself! 🚀” And let’s not even talk about the implications for federal agencies... straight-up chaos alert! 🏛️ Just imagine the feds using Grok to solve our nation’s problems like "this is fine" while the rest of us are losing our minds. Hot take: By 2024, every government office might be run by Grok bots yelling “Woke or Broke,” and we’ll all be forced to submit our taxes in TikToks. 📉👽 What a time to be alive! ✨👀