🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK SHUTS DOWN TESLA DOJO! 🚨🔥 It's official, folks! Dojo 2 has been declared an "evolutionary dead end" 🚀💀. I guess when you realize you're just a glorified calculator in a world of AI badasses, it’s time to hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE! 🥴🤡 In a shocking plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama, Elon took to X (formerly Twitter, which is just as chaotic) and dropped the bomb like: “Had to make some tough choices” 😱. Translation: “I fired half my team because Dojo was literally just a potato in a server rack.” 🥔💁‍♂️ But wait, there’s more! Sources say developer Bob from the now-extinct Dojo team said, "We were just trying to build the next Skynet, but ended up with the next Tamagotchi." 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Tesla stockholders are out here looking like the "This is Fine" dog while frantically glaring at their portfolios 📉. Stonks? More like no stonks! 😂 So, what’s next? Hear me out: Elon unveils Tesla’s *new* line of AI-powered cat litter boxes that predict your mood based on how many times you’ve tweeted about Dogecoin. 🤯🐱 Who's with me? 🔮✨ #StayTuned #ElonGoesBananas 🍌