🚨🔥 **BREAKING: Elon Musk’s “Thermonuclear” Lawsuit Is Actually a Fire Drill! 🚀💥** So here’s the tea, fam: Elon's trying to play chess while Media Matters is out here playing checkers, and guess what? They just swiped left on his big ol' FTC probe like a pro! 🙅‍♀️💅 #Based! In a plot twist more shocking than your ex's new haircut, US District Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan (yes, that’s her actual name 💫) said, "Nah fam, FTC, you can't just flex on my dude MMFA without a valid reason." We love a judge spilling the tea! ☕️ #JusticeForMediaMatters Meanwhile, Elon’s Twitter fingers are still hovering over the *thermonuclear* launch button, probably thinking this is just a glitch in the matrix. 🤖💀 I can see the Twitter threads now: *“This is fine”* meme + Elon vibing like Drake pointing at a stock chart going 🎉📉. And yo, is it just me or does it feel like the FTC is the kid who shows up to the party without an invite? Like, "Bro, were you even supposed to be here?" 😂🚀 💥**Prediction Time**: By 2025, Elon will be sending lawsuits via SpaceX rocket, land them on Mars, and claim victory over the Martian media for the ultimate coverage. Elon 1, Earth 0! 🌌🔥💰 Share this if you’re ready to watch the chaos unfold! 🤡💥