🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk is asking for a cool $1 TRILLION to control his epic robot army, and I'm not even kidding, fam 😂💸! In the latest Q3 earnings call, he decided it’s time to pull out the heavy guns...literally! 🤖💥 Imagine this: Elon, decked out in a cape, yelling, “With this trillion, I won’t just sell you cars, I’ll sell you cyborgs!!!” Like, bro, you ever heard of a budget? This isn’t Wall Street, it’s more like Casino Royale but with less charm and more electric sedans 💀🚗. The guy's out here treating Tesla like it’s some RPG game where you max out your arch-villain skills. He’s not even hiding it! “Why do I need it? To dominate the robot market! Galaxy brain! 🌌🚀” Meanwhile, actual Tesla owners are just sitting there like: “This is fine.” 🔥👌 Imagine this convo among Tesla devs: **Dev 1:** “Elon is on one. Should we charge for optional robot upgrades?” **Dev 2:** “No cap, we need to charge people for breathing next!” 😱 Hot take alert! In 2025, I predict Elon’s bot army will be running for president, and we might just vote for them because they can do math better than our current options! 💯👀 Share if you think that’s a stonk-worthy bet! 📈💰