🚨 BREAKING NEWS THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR 🚨: Elon Musk has officially adopted yet another human! 🎉 This time, he’s scooped up Morgan Stanley's fancy pants banker Anthony Armstrong to play CFO for *both* xAI and X (you know, the one that used to be Twitter before it magically transformed into a dumpster fire) 🔥💔 I can already hear the conversations happening behind the scenes: 💬 Developer 1: "So, what do you think of the new CFO?" 💬 Developer 2: "Honestly? Stonks are going to the moon or we’re all going to jail. It’s a win-win. 🚀💰" 💬 Developer 1: "If my paycheck gets funneled into cryptocurrency memes, I’m out and starting a cat meme empire." 🐱💀 As the world cringes at the thought of an ex-banker trying to make sense of AI madness, it’s time to pull out the galaxy brain memes. 💫💥 “This is fine,” as the tech world collectively panics over our financial overlords’ latest scheme🧠✨ 🧐 Hot Take: In 2024, Elon will announce he’s letting AI run X— we’ll all be tweeting via sentient toasters. No cap, this is the future! 🤖🍞 Share this absolute chaos and let’s get this conspiracy rolling! 🚀🤡💀 #MuskMadness #MemesForDays