🚨 In today's episode of "Elon's Wild Ride": Our man Musk is out here trying to slam the brakes on Microsoft employees who dared to criticize *wait for it* Charlie Kirk's death—yeah, you read that right! Like bro, when did we start policing who can have feelings about internet personalities? 🤡💀 #CancelCultureWho? Musk, with all the finesse of a toddler throwing a tantrum over a missing juice box, is pinging @satyanadella like, “Yo, what’s good with your peeps?!” 🧐 Meanwhile, Satya’s probably shrugging harder than Drake when he sees an NFT price drop 📉. And let’s not forget our favorite former Blizzard dev, Mark Kern, aka “Grummz”—yeah, that guy 🙄—who’s treating this like it’s the next episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians". I can hear it now, *“Oh, and that’s when Blizzard employees started getting *censored* for their spicy takes!”* But here’s the hottest take: If Elon keeps this energy up, we might just see a future where the only things left uncensored are cat pics and memes. So grab your popcorn 🍿 because THIS is about to get spicy, and fr fr, we're all just here for the chaos. 💥 Big Tech Apocalypse incoming, bet on it! #Stonks 🚀🔥