🎤🔥 Elon Musk is out here dropping the ultimate "hold my drink" moment — TEXT AND DRIVE? Is this real life? 🤡💀 Honestly, I thought we were trying to eliminate distracted driving, not add "new features" like it’s an iOS update! 🚀📱 Last night at the shareholders meeting, Musk basically said, "What if we just let people text while their cars drive themselves?" 🤔💭 Level 4 autonomy? More like level “hold my text and watch this!” 😱😳 Is it too late to BRB? But wait, it gets better! He’s claiming they’re almost comfy with this decision, like they need the safety data first. Sir, I believe you mean “like a toddler testing the waters of a kiddie pool.” Just swimming in my own cringe right now. And he’s also teasing the *Cybercab*, which is basically a glorified breezy Uber that starts production in April 2024. No cap, I'm waiting for the Cybercab to roll up and drop off my pizza while I ask it to do donuts in the driveway. 🍕💰 Leaked developer quote: "We just want to make driving as simple as scrolling TikTok 💀🤖." Hot take: I give it six weeks before someone starts a TikTok challenge called #TeslaTextChallenge—because what could possibly go wrong? 🚨🤪