🚨BREAKING NEWS IN DA TECH UNIVERSE🚨: Elon Musk just dropped a bombshell, and no, I ain’t talking about *another* meme about Twitter’s algorithm 🤡💀. Ol’ Elon just slapped together the “America Party” – and let me tell you, it’s like the Avengers of tech dreams but way, WAY cringeier. Imagine if stonks 🦈 and robot overlords 🤖 had a baby, and that baby was raised by a Twitter bot. That’s the vibe here, fam. Musk is straight-up taking aim at the *two-party system*, and honestly, who can blame him? It’s like trying to choose between a soggy sandwich and expired milk. NO CAP, fr fr! He’s doing it to “bring tech interests to the forefront” or whatever 😂, but let’s be real – this just sounds like an ever-more convoluted way to sell us on overpriced flamethrowers 🔥. In leaked conversations, sources say Musk was LAST SEEN saying: “Why have one meme party when you can have two parties with memes?” Who do we even vote for? The guy who’s trying to colonize Mars or the one who puts pineapple on pizza? 🤷‍♂️ So here’s my hot take: In three months, the America Party will unite tech bros and meme lords, and they’ll take over the world—Logan Paul might run for president. Mark my words! 🚀💰 #MemePolitics2024