🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: Elon Musk just launched Grok 4, the AI that will *definitely* not take over your job (yet) and comes with a cringeworthy $300/month subscription plan. I mean, c'mon, that's like buying a Netflix subscription but for an AI that can't even bring you chips during movie night. 😂🍟 This bad boy is being marketed as the "answer" to ChatGPT and Gemini (which are basically the cool kids in the AI high school), but honestly? I'm here wondering if it even does my taxes. 🤔🤑 #Stonks? No cap… more like *no thanks, bruh!* 🤡💀 In a leaked convo, an anonymous developer at xAI was heard saying, "Yeah, we just added a feature that lets you analyze memes. It's called Grok-n-Roll. We might get popular… or just result in endless ‘Is this a meme?’ TikTok compilations." 🧠💥 Drake voice: "Grok 4? Nah." I mean, THIS IS FINE... if you're into throwing your cash into a black hole while Elon tweets about Mars colonization. 🚀📉 🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, Grok will be the AI therapist that tells you “Just get rich, bro!” after analyzing your life choices. Fr fr, prepare for existential dread and debt! 💰💫