🚀💥 SpaceX just *blast-offed* another $2.6 BILLION rocket-sized chunk of licenses from EchoStar, and no, they’re not throwing a space rave... yet! 🤡💰 Say goodbye to your 5G “no bars” moments, because Starlink is rocketing into the future like Elon on a caffeine high! 🌌✨ 🔄👀 This is basically a sequel to the $17 billion deal they slapped together last month! Did someone say “money printer go brrrr”? 💵💵💵 Meanwhile, EchoStar is acting like that kid at school who keeps getting sent to the principal’s office for hoarding too many toys (or in this case, 👽 *spectrum licenses*). This is fine. 🙃🔥 Leaked convo from one of the devs: 👨‍💻 Dev1: "At this point, should we just sell EchoStar back a slice of pizza to keep them happy?" 👨‍💻 Dev2: "Nah, just feed them some stonks and they'll be fine!" So get ready, because soon your phone’s gonna be zooming through 5G faster than you can say "this is fine." And my hot take? 🤯📈 The next step is Elon launching a Mars-wide wifi subscription service. **EARTH → MARS: 1-800-WIFI-PLZ** coming in 2024! Keep your wallets ready, fam! 🎉💀