🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK IS NOT STARTING A POLITICAL PARTY!🚨💔🤡 It’s official, folks! The man, the meme, the meme-orable meme-ster himself, Elon “We’re All Gonna Die on Mars” Musk is hitting the brakes on his political party dreams faster than his Tesla can dodge a pothole. 🚗💨💰💥 Sources say he’s like, “Nah, I'd rather invent a rocket that 3D prints my ego than run for office.” 🤖🛸💅 Meanwhile, he's still keeping his buddy JD Vance close—because why not keep an 'heir to the MAGA throne' in his back pocket? 🤔👑 Imagine the campaign slogans: “Vote for me or I’ll send you to space!” But Elon's like, “Cope and seethe, fam, I'm too busy lighting up the stock market like it's the Fourth of July.” 📈🔥 Stonks? More like *no thanks, I’ll take my billions and run a spaceship program instead*. One “leaked” source even said, “I told him it’s either dreams of space or dreams of being President, and he said, ‘Why not both?’” 😂 So let’s wrap this up: Elon is clearly focusing on companies because why would he want to be president when he can create a universe? 🌌🤷‍♂️ But get ready, he might just terraform the political landscape when he gets bored! My wild prediction? A new app: “Vote.X” where you compete in space-themed polls to earn crypto! 📱🚀💸💃 #MemeParty #Elon2024 #ThisIsFine 🤪