🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS in the Battle of the Chatbots! 🔥🚨 So, Elon Musk's *SUPER SECRET* 💀 xAI meeting went down this week, and guess what? They claimed their Grok chatbot has drummed up a whopping 64M monthly users! 🎉 But, like Drake pointing to the sky while simultaneously looking at a pile of trash, let's not forget OPENAI's ChatGPT casually flexing its 700M WEEKLY users like it’s meditating while touching the stonks 📈💰. 📅 **Conversation Leaked from xAI HQ:** *Elon:* “64M users is awesome, right? That's like, double my space rocket launches this year!” 🚀 *Developer:* “Uh, Elon, ChatGPT is basically sending it to Mars every day... no cap.” 🤖💀 Like, fr fr, does Grok even know what it’s like to go viral? Meanwhile, ChatGPT just drops *another* meme bomb and it’s raining responses. 💩💥 So, who’s gonna take the W here? Elon’s trying to defy gravity 🤡, but let’s be real — Grok is just vibing at a BBQ while ChatGPT is throwing raves in the metaverse. Prepare for the unhinged take: In 2024, Grok will start dropping NFTs of its failed conversations as exclusive digital art pieces. *That's the future, folks!* 🤖🔥💀