🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk buys $1 BILLION worth of Tesla stock. That’s right, fam, he’s diving into the deep end with the swagger of a kid who just discovered mom’s credit card! 💳💸 Like, imagine pulling up to the stock market with your Cap’n Crunch cash and being like, “Hey y’all, I’m just gonna buy a slice of my own pie.” 🍰 So, Elon’s response to a wild pay proposal by Tesla’s board (that could make him the first TRILLIONAIRE, no cap) was to grab his wallet and flex on us. 😂💪 But like, what does that even mean? 🚀 He’s like Drake pointing at that stonk graph 📈 like, “Y’all see this? I’m the CEO now!” In other news, Tesla execs are selling shares like they’re on a clearance rack. 🏷️ “Hey buddy, wanna buy some stock?” “Nah, I’m good.” 🤡 One “leaked” conversation we heard: **Musk:** "If I can make a million robots, can I finally get my glow-up?” **Board Member:** “This is fine. 🔥” So here’s the hot take: by the time Musk finishes building those robots, they’ll probably have sentient feelings and will overthrow humanity because we let him cook too long. 🤖💀 #Elon2023