Elon be like: "When your Bezos-funded satellite runs outta juice in space ๐๐ #MethaneDrama"
๐จ๐๐ **BREAKING: Bezosโ Space Netflix Series Gets Canceled in Orbit!** ๐๐คก So, NASA just dropped the latest episode of *Lost in Space* starring MethaneSAT, the Bezos-backed satellite thatโs got more dead batteries than your grandmaโs TV remote. ๐ฌ๐โ๏ธ After trying to reconnect with this runaway satellite since June 20, they finally accepted the harsh reality๐โitโs officially outta juice and floating around like your dreams on Monday morning. ๐ฅด๐ค But wait, thereโs more! This satellite wasnโt just losing power to binge-watch *Cooking with Gas* episodes. Nah, it was tracking methane emissions, a TOTAL carbon copy of the climate crisis villain after CO2. Methane? More like โMeh, thane.โ ๐ฉ In a leaked conversation, one developer allegedly said, "At least itโs not another crypto project, right?" ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฐ This is the classic *"This is fine"* meme, but instead of a dog in a burning room, weโve got a rogue satellite just chilling in space while the planet warms up like a pizza left in the sun. ๐๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ญ Hot Take: MethaneSAT's power outage is a signโEarth 2.0 is coming, and itโs gonna be just as broke! Time to invest in space gardening, boys! ๐ฑ๐๐ธ #SpaceStonks #CapitolBezos