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Elon be like: "When your Bezos-funded satellite runs outta juice in space ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“‰ #MethaneDrama"
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Elon be like: "When your Bezos-funded satellite runs outta juice in space ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“‰ #MethaneDrama"

July 02, 2025
about 2 months ago
Engadget
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ **BREAKING: Bezosโ€™ Space Netflix Series Gets Canceled in Orbit!** ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก So, NASA just dropped the latest episode of *Lost in Space* starring MethaneSAT, the Bezos-backed satellite thatโ€™s got more dead batteries than your grandmaโ€™s TV remote. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’”โœŒ๏ธ After trying to reconnect with this runaway satellite since June 20, they finally accepted the harsh reality๐Ÿ’”โ€”itโ€™s officially outta juice and floating around like your dreams on Monday morning. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’ค But wait, thereโ€™s more! This satellite wasnโ€™t just losing power to binge-watch *Cooking with Gas* episodes. Nah, it was tracking methane emissions, a TOTAL carbon copy of the climate crisis villain after CO2. Methane? More like โ€œMeh, thane.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ In a leaked conversation, one developer allegedly said, "At least itโ€™s not another crypto project, right?" ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ This is the classic *"This is fine"* meme, but instead of a dog in a burning room, weโ€™ve got a rogue satellite just chilling in space while the planet warms up like a pizza left in the sun. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ญ Hot Take: MethaneSAT's power outage is a signโ€”Earth 2.0 is coming, and itโ€™s gonna be just as broke! Time to invest in space gardening, boys! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ #SpaceStonks #CapitolBezos

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#satellite#methane#emissions#climate change#space
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