🚨🚀🌌 **BREAKING: Bezos’ Space Netflix Series Gets Canceled in Orbit!** 💀🤡 So, NASA just dropped the latest episode of *Lost in Space* starring MethaneSAT, the Bezos-backed satellite that’s got more dead batteries than your grandma’s TV remote. 😬💔✌️ After trying to reconnect with this runaway satellite since June 20, they finally accepted the harsh reality💔—it’s officially outta juice and floating around like your dreams on Monday morning. 🥴💤 But wait, there’s more! This satellite wasn’t just losing power to binge-watch *Cooking with Gas* episodes. Nah, it was tracking methane emissions, a TOTAL carbon copy of the climate crisis villain after CO2. Methane? More like “Meh, thane.” 😩 In a leaked conversation, one developer allegedly said, "At least it’s not another crypto project, right?" 🤷‍♂️💰 This is the classic *"This is fine"* meme, but instead of a dog in a burning room, we’ve got a rogue satellite just chilling in space while the planet warms up like a pizza left in the sun. 🍕🔥 🔥💭 Hot Take: MethaneSAT's power outage is a sign—Earth 2.0 is coming, and it’s gonna be just as broke! Time to invest in space gardening, boys! 🌱🚀💸 #SpaceStonks #CapitolBezos