🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: ELLIQ THE ROBOT BESTIE IS HERE! 🤖🚨 📦 So, just dropped into review land is our new favorite grandma’s sidekick: ElliQ! 🥴 Or as I like to call it, the *"robot with more social skills than your average Tinder date!"* 😂💔 This little piece of tech is designed to keep lonely elders from getting too cozy with their cat memes. 💡 Spotted: *“ElliQ checks on me like my mom did when I failed my math test. ‘How are you feeling today?’ 🤨 STOP SWARMING ME WITH LOVE, ROBOT!”* - A Totally Real Developer 🤫💔 So, what does this AI buddy bring to the table? It’s like Alexa but with a personality (and way less attitude). 💁‍♂️ “Hey Siri, remind me to live my best life!” Just kidding, Siri is still in the corner seething with envy. 💔 No cap, it’s rated a solid 7/10. But what about all the lonely boomers who just want to binge “Murder, She Wrote”? 📺🔥 🚀💰 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll have ElliQ hosting family dinners, roasting your uncle for his conspiracy theories while managing your Spotify playlists. The elders will be vibing, Taylor Swift will be a memory, and we’ll be left staring at our regrets. 🤡💀 Who’s down for an AI stonks party? Let’s go! 💸💥 #ElliQ #AICompanions #BoomersAndBots