🚨💰 BREAKING: Elliott AIMS for Workday's WALLETS! 💰🚨 Listen up, fam! 💥 Those suits at Elliott Investment Management just dropped a fat $2 BILLION BOMB💣 on Workday, and now they're out here talking about "substantial long-term value creation." 🤡💀 Like, what does that even mean? Sounds like corporate mumbo jumbo for "we're gonna make you rich or we're outta here!" Stonks GO BRRRR! 📈🔥 After this lovely announcement, Workday shares shot up 7% like they're on a Rocket League boost pad! 🚀💨 Closing at a staggering $234.88, which is apparently worth throwing a party for. 🎉🤷‍♂️ A “leaked” conversation from a developer who just wants to make Excel spreadsheets cool again: 💬 Dev: “Do they even know what we do? All this value talk feels like we’re selling ice to penguins!” 💬 Elliott: “We’ll have them dancing on spreadsheets in no time! Just throw in some AI and call it a feature!” 🤖✨ So, what’s your 2024 prediction? 🤔 I’m calling it: Workday will launch an *"Employee Happiness Meter"* powered by TikTok dances and guac prices. 😂💃💸 📢 Share if you just peed your pants from laughing! 🔥🔥 #ThisIsFine