🚨💥 Breaking News: Elizabeth Stone is about to drop some Netflix knowledge like it's hot 🔥🔥 at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 💥🚨 You know who she is, right? The CTO of Netflix (also temporarily the CPO because, you know, why not multitask, am I right? 🤷‍♂️). This queen is shaping the future of entertainment for over 300 MILLION people! 📺👑💰 She’s gonna be on the Disrupt Stage talking about "What’s Next for Netflix and Streaming Itself" because apparently, just binging the same 8 shows on repeat isn't enough for her. 🙄✨ Rumor has it, during her chat, Liz is gonna drop a hot take: “The future of Netflix is just *more* shows where nobody dies, but existential dread remains.” 😬💀💭 #ThisIsFine You know the vibe: 🍿 "If you’re still sharing your Netflix password, are you even living?!" 😂 Bro, let’s be real, if Netflix doesn't start offering themed snack boxes with each new release, this is all just stonks 👆🚀. Can you imagine a 'Stranger Things' Eggo Waffle subscription? 🤯🤤 So come for the tech, stay for the chaos! Will Netflix go the way of MySpace or emerge as the digital phoenix? 🔮✨🍕 🚨 Hot Take Alert 🚨: By 2026, Netflix will pivot entirely to live-streaming *actual* events... like watching paint dry. 🎨👀📅 You heard it here first! 💥💣