🚨🤑 BREAKING: Property management startup EliseAI *just* took a massive $250 MILLION leap into the stratosphere with a fabulous $2.2 BILLION valuation. 💸✨ Welcome to the glamorous world of “Zero Personality Tech” where your favorite landlords are now powered by artificial intelligence! 🤖💀 This funding round was led by Andreessen Horowitz because they clearly have NOTHING better to do with their money. “Why not throw some cash at a robot that’ll just make landlords richer?” said some bro in a hoodie while staring at his stonks ✨📈. Despite having less personality than a cardboard cutout (fr fr), EliseAI is here to convince you that *algorithms* can manage your apartment better than your landlord, who is currently out playing golf. ⛳🍹 #LivingTheDream And can we talk about the potential for cringe? Imagine getting a text from an AI saying, “Your rent is due.” No cap, that’s the cybernetic version of your landlord peeking through your window! 😱💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: in 5 years, your landlord will *literally* be a robot with a personality disorder giving you eviction notices like “This is fine.” 🌟🌌 Get ready for a future where your AI landlord tosses you out for not recycling... but first, let me flex that $250M investment!💪💥 #EliseAI #TechMemeMadness