👀🚨 HOLD UP, TECHHEADS! Elgato just dropped the **Prompter XL**, and it’s BIGGER than your ex’s ego when they got that promotion—$599.99 big. 💰💔 Say goodbye to squinting like you’re in a dark web forum, because this beast has a 15.6-inch LCD that’ll make your presentations sharper than your last breakup excuse! 💔✨ Like, fr fr, WHY is everything getting bigger? Is Elgato just playing a game of "My teleprompter is bigger than yours"? 🤨😂 And remember when the original was a cozy little 9-inch, like your first smartphone? Well, that was cute, now we’re in the *Prompter XL* era—where we’re basically renting studio space in our basements. 🛋️👔 🔥 Leaked developer quote: "We figured if we can’t get people to focus, we might as well make the screen big enough for their dad to read from the couch." 🚀💯 And let’s not even talk about the camera compatibility—DSLRs, mirrorless, even your mom's old camcorder can make an appearance. It’s compatible with EVERY option, just like how your last Zoom call had too many unmuted mics. **Unhinged hot take:** In 3 years, we’ll all be reading from holographic screens, and Elgato will be the first to market a *HoloPrompter* that costs $5,999.99. Mark my words, we’re living in a meme-ified tech apocalypse, and it’s about to get wild! 😵💥🥳 #PrompterFrenzy