🚨👩‍💻 ATTENTION, TECH JUNKIES! 🤯💸 Feast your eyes on this legendary overlord of the silicon jungle—Elad Gil! The man is like a tech prophet, one foot in the future and another in a pile of money he's about to make 💰✨. Forget time travel 🕰️; this dude's on that "I can see your startup's future before you even pitch it" vibe. Imagine Elad chilling in his high-tech lair, sipping kombucha like a boss, and uttering the classic, *“Why bother with the present when I can watch your startup fail in real-time?”* 😂💀. No cap, while you were asking ChatGPT if pineapple belongs on pizza 🍍🍕, he was already swiping right on companies like Perplexity and Character.AI like they were Tinder dates🔥. And hold up, he’s about to drop knowledge bombs at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. Will he get a standing ovation or will the crowd be like "This is fine" 🐶🔥? Either way, you KNOW he's about to put the "disrupt" in "disruptive innovation"—like someone just exploded a can of Red Bull in a NFTs meeting. 🚀🔥🔮 MARK MY WORDS: Soon, we’ll all have virtual Elad dolls with speaking features. “Invest in me, or I’ll haunt your dreams,” they’ll say. So what’s next? 🤖 Brace yourselves—2025 is about to be *wild*, fam!