🚨 BREAKING NEWS: El Salvador is playing hide-and-seek with its Bitcoin! 💰🤡 Y’all, El Salvador just split its 6,274 Bitcoin into 14 wallets like it's playing **Minecraft** but with real money! 💸💥 Apparently, this is a "precaution" against quantum attacks— y’know, that thing that sounds like a conspiracy theory your uncle brings up at Thanksgiving. 🦃💻 *To paraphrase some random imaginary dev:* “We’re just trying to keep our coins safe from Skynet or something.” 🤖💀 Listen up, fam, while we’re still waiting for the quantum apocalypse 🔮 to hit, El Salvador’s doing what the rest of us do when we listen to conspiracy theorists: completely overreacting! This is like buying a year’s supply of toilet paper because you heard a rumor about a shortage. Meanwhile, crypto prices are like: 🚀📈 *stonks* and El Salvador's like: “This is fine” while holding a bucket of Bitcoin. 😱🔥 So, what’s next, El Salvador? A blockchain moat? An army of virtual sharks? 🦈🌊 No cap, if this continues, we’re all gonna need a “coexist” sticker on our wallets to survive this madness! 💩 **Final prediction:** In 2030, we’re all gonna be using Bitcoin as toilet paper because the quantum thieves stole everything else! 🤯💀🧻 #ElSalvador #QuantumAttack #ThisIsFine