🚨BREAKING: Einstein PROVES that time is like your ex—always relative and never loyal. 🕰️💔💀 But wait… why, tho? 🤔🔍 So here's the tea ☕: apparently, this dude Einstein was out here flexin’ with some wild theories, claiming that time isn’t a universal bro, but rather a sneaky lil’ shapeshifter depending on how fast you're rollin'. Think of it like your WiFi signal—great at home, but the second you step outside, it’s a whole different story. 📶🚶‍♂️ Ya boy E = mc² decided that if you're zooming around like a caffeinated squirrel at the speed of light (shoutout to physics nerds for the nightmares), everything slows down for you. So while you’re out here thinking it’s 3 PM, your friend on the couch is like, “Dude, it’s NEXT YEAR.” 🐢🕑 🤖💬 Leaked convo between two devs: Dev 1: "So if I go fast enough, I can avoid deadlines?" Dev 2: "Only if you can outrun the HR emails, my dude. 🚀" In conclusion, as we chill in this cosmic chaos, just remember: if you’re feeling lost in time, just blame Einstein and keep scrolling. 🔄🔥 🔥 UNHINGED Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll all be time travelers but only to go back to moments we cringe at—just don’t forget the TikToks you left behind! #Stonks 🕶️📅