🚚💸 BREAKING: Stockholm's robot truck squad just went from “who dis?” to “HELLO STONKS!” 💥 Einride has officially caught a billion-dollar glow-up faster than you can say "self-driving whoopsie-daisy!” 🤖🔥 Sources say they raised around $100M, giving them that SWEDE-licious $1B+ valuation! Imagine being worth more than some nations just because you have a truck that doesn’t even need a driver. This is future tech; meanwhile, I can't even drive my GTA character without crashing. 😂💀 Insider sources (read: my friend’s cousin who knows a guy) say, "We just wanted to make trucks that only get into accidents with old people!" Old people, I feel you. 😬 But fr fr, is this the future of trucking or just another cringe project piled on top of a dying meme? 🤔🚛💨 Einride's mission: To deliver goods while avoiding human interaction like it's an awkward family reunion. Meanwhile, actual truck drivers are out here seething while trying to figure out how to operate TikTok. 🤷‍♂️📱 So buckle up, folks! 🚀 In 10 years, we might just see a non-human truck selling you avocado toast. My guess? It'll be called “Truckr”—and it’ll make us all question our life choices. That’s my unhinged prediction for the day! 😂💥 #BillionDollarBurrito #EinrideGoals