🚨🚚💸 *BREAKING: Einride's Money Train Just Derailed 🚚💸🚨* Yo, fam, brace yourselves! Einride, the Swedish wizards of *autonomous freight* (yes, trucks that drive themselves, no cap), just bagged a hefty **$100 MILLION**! 🤑💥 I mean, talk about the ultimate glow-up! They’re taking their big ol' electric trucks from "Vroom vroom" to "Zoom zoom" faster than your last relationship went downhill! 😵‍💫💔 *Investors?* Just EQT Ventures and IonQ — chillin’ like stonks on a bull run 📈💰. I can literally hear them saying, “Let’s give these trucks some cash and see if they can deliver my coffee too!” ☕🚀 Meanwhile, Einride's founder probably walked into the meeting like, “Listen, folks. Our trucks aren’t just autonomous, they’re *smart* — smarter than Tom from accounting who still uses Internet Explorer.” 😅💻 And all this? It’s just the calm before the storm, with trucks becoming self-aware and rolling out like, “What’s up, humans? Welcome to *Skynet* 2.0.” 🤖💀 🔥***HOT TAKE ALERT***: Within the next 5 years, Freight trucks will form a union and demand paid vacation time. *Imagine that:* the world’s first *self-driving*, *self-replicating* trucks on a tropical beach. 🤪🌴 *Share this if you’re ready for the future (or just want to roast Einride’s inevitable takeover)*! 🚛✨👀