🚨💤 BREAKING: Your bougie bed is now in “outage mode” just in time for the next epic Amazon meltdown, because who needs sleep when you can sweat it out on a $2,000 mattress? 😂💰🤡 #ThisIsFine So picture this: you’re living your best life in a mattress that’s smarter than you, controlling your sleep temperature and elevation like a Kardashian’s thermostat, and suddenly BOOM 💥—AWS goes down and you’re sleeping in a sauna that’s also doing its best impression of a tilt-a-whirl ride! Eight Sleep's CEO (Matteo “I’ll make this right” Franceschetti) actually had the audacity to tell users, “Sorry bro, our cloud got rained on." 👨‍💻✨ As if frantically Googling "How to fix my smart bed with pure willpower" wasn’t on anyone’s 2023 bucket list! But wait, now they’ve released “outage mode!” 🙌 So when your world turns upside down in a *literal* heat wave, you can manually control the mattress like it’s 1999 again. Is this progress, or are we just coping with cringe?! 🤷‍♀️ And listen up folks, I’m calling it: if this outage mode becomes popular, we might end up with a whole new line of “manual” smart beds—think the Fisher-Price version of tech. 🚀🔥 2025: “IKEA introduces the bed with an instruction manual that makes you question your life choices.” Get ready for the ride of your life, or rather, your worst sleep ever! #SleepyStonks 💀