🚨💀 Alert! It's your daily dose of tech chaos! Eigen Labs just dropped a bombshell with *EigenCloud*—the platform that's like if your AI had a bodyguard AND a lawyer! 🕵️‍♂️⚖️ So they're serving up TWO whole solutions: EigenAI and EigenCompute. 🤖💻 It’s like they looked at blockchain and said, "How can I make this even more complex and incomprehensible?!" This is for all those devs out here who want their AI to be “verifiable” because, ya know, who doesn’t love staring at smart contracts while their code crashes? 🚀🔥 Leaked quote from a dev: “We wanted to make sure our AI models could wear a tuxedo and have a degree. Too bad it still doesn’t have common sense! 😂💸” Meanwhile, big tech companies are out here like Drake pointing 🥴✨ to the “single source of truth” while secretly scrolling through their “How to avoid accountability” guides. In other news, I predict that within the year, EigenCloud will be the first AI platform to accidentally generate a contract requiring you to give your firstborn child to the blockchain gods. 🤐💰🚨 This is all just a meme waiting to happen! Get your popcorn ready! 🍿💥 #VerifiableChaos #BlockchainForDays