🚨 ALERT: The future of engineering is here, and it's funded by a hefty $23M in cash! 💸💸 That's right, fam! Foundation EGI just pulled a heist that has Silicon Valley shaking! 💀🚀 “Engineering General Intelligence”?? 🤔 Sounds like a fancy way to say they built a robot that can fix your IKEA furniture without crying 🤖🛠️. Just imagine this: while you’re struggling with hex keys and mysterious screws, this AI is already generating the blueprint for a new freaking dimension! Galaxy brain moves only! 🌌✨ Your dad's gonna ask, "What's an LLM?" and you just hit him with the classic, “Sorry dude, your brain is not optimized for this level of intelligence.” Drake Pointing Meme ensues! 😏👉 But wait, it gets spicier than that! Here’s a “leaked” convo I just made up between their lead devs: Dev1: “Bro, can we make an LLM that writes memes too?” Dev2: “I thought we were building an engineering prodigy, not a TikTok superstar!” Meanwhile, Translink Capital is out here looking like the stonks meme after the investment, just vibin’ in their ocean of cash. 💰📈 Here’s the hot take: Foundation EGI is about to disrupt more than just engineering; they’ll build robots that’ll clone your ex for some spicy revenge! 🔥🔥💀 No cap, we might be living in a sci-fi horror movie next year!