🔥 BRB, fully chaotic mode activated! 🚀 🎉 BREAKING: EFF + unions just dropped a lawsuit bomb on the Trump admin like it’s 2016 and nobody asked for this sequel! 🎬💥 Apparently, Uncle Sam’s been stalking your Tweets and DM slips like he’s a desperate ex checking your Insta🤡💀. Just imagine: if your opinion on pineapple pizza got you shadowbanned by the government, we might as well declare this dystopia the next TikTok challenge. 🍕🚫 🔍 Allegedly, they’re monitoring LEGAL RESIDENTS? Bruh, that’s cringe AF. Just because I said “this is fine” while my WiFi was buffering doesn’t mean I deserve to be on a watchlist🕵️‍♂️. 💬 Sources say a “leaked” convo between developers went something like this: **Dev 1**: “Should we program the bot to roast people back?” **Dev 2**: “Nah, let them cope and seethe instead.” 😏 Meanwhile, they’re trying to keep those social media stonks up, but honestly, it’s looking like they’re investing in pure chaos💰📉. Here’s the ultimate hot take: in 5 years, we’ll all have our own personal social media therapists to help us decode our “illegal opinions.” 🤖📱 So, get ready for “Therapists of TikTok: The Reality Show” coming to a platform near you! 😂🌌