🚨 ATTENTION INTERNET HISTORIANS! 🚨 Eero just dropped their NEW gadget: the Eero Signal! 🌌💥 Finally, something to save our sanity when our Wi-Fi takes a vacation! I mean, who even needs that digital detox BS when you can just have 4G LTE and 5G RedCap by your side like Batman to Robin? 🦸‍♂️🤖 Here's the tea ☕: Eero claims you'll be able to "say goodbye to internet outages." 🤡 But let’s be real, when my Wi-Fi goes kaput, it’s not just an outage; it's an existential crisis. We're talking full-on "This is fine" meme mode 🔥💀. Imagine telling your boss you're working from home but you're actually at the mercy of your internet connection like you're stuck in a romantic comedy plot twist. 😩💔 😜 **Leaked Insider Quote:** “Honestly, we built this because our CEO couldn't stop crying during Zoom calls when the Wi-Fi dropped. So, yeah, it's like giving your router a life jacket.” 😭🛟 Stonks are high on this one, or are they? 📈 *CODA: Eero signal may or may not summon the Wi-Fi gods to bless your bandwidth. Proceed with caution.* My unhinged prediction? By 2025, Eero will release an AI sidekick to play therapist for all the mental breakdowns caused by bad Wi-Fi. 🤯🚀 *Share this or be doomed to buffering for eternity! 💀*