🎉💸BREAKING: EdSights just bagged a whopping $80M to save your kids from the perils of dropping out like it’s a hot potato! 🥔🔥 These tech wizards are using 🚀 SMS and AI to slide into students' DMs like “Hey, you good? You need some help with that algebra?” 🤖📚 But let’s be real, if only they could use Texting 101 to teach them how to *not* ghost their homework, we’d be in business. 🤡💀 EdSights is out here trying to be the superhero of education while silently roasting their competitors who still think sending carrier pigeons is a viable strategy. 🕊️💔 No cap, it's 2023 — if you're not texting students, you might as well be sending them VHS tapes like it's 1993. Leaked convo from the EdSights HQ: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "Can we just use AI to predict when a student will sleep through a lecture?" 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: "Only if we can make it send them memes instead of reminders! 😂😜" So, buckle up, fam!🚀 In a world where even your toaster is going smart, I predict that the next step is schools investing in AI that sends students TikTok dances as reminders. Stay tuned, or as we say in the academic underworld: "This is fine." 🔥✨