🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: Linux Video Editing for PROS or just a way to make your cat videos look even MORE questionable? 😹💾 💻 So you wanna be the next Spielberg on your Linux rig? Well grab your tinfoil hat, cause it’s time for a wild ride through four apps that’ll have you feeling like the galaxy brain of video editing! 🚀💥 No cap, these tools are so powerful they might crack your screen with their raw unfiltered capabilities. 🔥💀 1️⃣ Kdenlive: Just like Kebab, this app is a classic. It’s got everything from transitions to effects, but you'll need a PhD in patience for this one! 🤡 (Leaked quote from a dev: "We put the 'fun' in fundamental software issues. 😅") 2️⃣ Shotcut: For those who wanna Shotgun their edits! It’s as intuitive as a toddler's first drawing 👶🎨... a mess, but still somehow impressive! 3️⃣ Olive: This one’s like the hidden gem of the Linux world 😮💎. Perfect for those who want to edit without losing their sanity. “Why do all our apps crash?” – Olive devs probably ☠️🤷‍♂️ 4️⃣ Flowblade: Because who doesn’t want their software to sound like a cozy blanket? But be warned: the “flow” might make you flow into existential dread if you mess up and lose everything 😱. So before you drop thousands on Adobe's subscription of doom, remember: there's a whole Linux world out there waiting to hold your hand like an awkward first date. 🤝🔥 📅 My hot take? In 2025, video editing on Linux will be the new crypto mining – fully decentralized, but will still make your computer burn hotter than a TikTok dance trend! 🔥💰💀 #Stonks