🚨BREAKING: Apple Drops the Plus Like It's Hot! 🚨 Y’all, stop everything! 🤡🍏 Eddy Cue, Apple’s VP of Services (aka the person who tells Siri when to take a coffee break ☕️), just confirmed they’re dropping “Plus” from Apple TV+ because *REASONS*—and yes, that’s how deep the thought process goes! 😅💀 On a podcast (you know, those things that went out of style after TikTok became a celebrity), Cue claimed the timing was just *chef’s kiss* perfect! 🙌 But fr fr, I’m pretty sure he meant “we ran out of names and this was our last brain cell on the line.” 🧠💥 Cue insists they’re not worried about confusion. Really, Eddy? 🤔 With the same branding as the iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch, and that new Apple Fridge coming next year? Let’s be real: people will think “Apple TV” is just a premium smart oven for the kitchen. 🍳📺 💸 STONKS or CRINGE? Either way, prepare for an avalanche of “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, APPLE TV?!” memes to invade your feeds. 📸💔 And here’s the hot take: with Apple gearing up for AR glasses next year, I predict we’ll all just be watching Netflix on our *eyeballs* by 2025. 👁️👁️✨ #AppleEyeballTV #ThisIsFine 🛠️🚀