🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH: APPLE'S CEO IS A NO FOR BIG GIANTS! 😱💸 💥💔 Yo, did y'all hear the TEA? ☕️ So apparently, Eddy Cue, the dude who's like the **“Hey, let’s buy this big company”** guy at Apple, has been coming in HOT 🔥 with acquisition ideas that would make Elon Musk drop his space tacos! 🌮🚀 But nah, Tim Cook was all like, **“No cap, we're not buying any of that!”** 🤡💀 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re just trying to make the iPhone more waterproof while Eddy’s tryna buy Skynet. Like, chill fam, this is fine!” 🔥😅 Meanwhile, Eddy's out here plotting acquisitions like *“Stonks 🔝📈”* while Tim’s just vibing, sipping tea and binging his favorite streaming show 📺. Can you imagine? Eddy, in his office, yelling “We could have had it all!” while Tim’s like “Nah, fam, I’ll just stick with my apple slices for now.” 🍏😂 So what’s next? 🤔 *Galaxy Brain Prediction*: Apple's gonna pivot to space tech, and we’ll soon have iSatellites that charge your iPhone from orbit 💰🌌. Get ready for the next BIG thing, or... just more overpriced AirPods 🙃💸! #ToInfinityAndBeyond #AppleDrama #TechMeltdown 🚀🚨