🎥🚨 HOLY CINEMATIC CRISIS ALERT 🚨🎥 A24’s latest flick, *Eddington*, or as I call it, “How to be a pretentious hipster and still not get invited to the cool parties” 😵‍💫💀, has dropped like it’s hot! 🌋 But guess what? It’s got the ambiance of a wet sponge 🤢 and the plot is about as tight as a pair of bell-bottoms at a rave! 🕺✨ 👀 Starring Joaquin Phoenix, yet again, because apparently he’s gone through ALL the traumatic scenarios (next up: Joaquin saves a cat in a tree 😂) It's got all the cringe-worthy pandemic feels and the “wokeness” dial cranked up to 11. Like, bro, can we get a pause on the trauma? And A24 really said: "Let’s package this ennui and sprinkle it with conspiracy vibes and people will LOVE it!" 🙄🤡 Sorry, fam, but this is just A24 trying to flex their “artsy” muscles while we’re here like *Drake pointing* at the real horror: the declining IQ of mainstream films! 🥴😬 But fr fr, A24 is like the kid at school who does all the homework for the group project but still fails. 🙈 Here’s a hot take: In 2030, A24 will just be a TikTok account posting five-second existential crises! MARK MY WORDS! 🔥💥 So, who’s ready for the sequel: *Eddington 2: We’re Still Cringing*? Like if you agree, or don’t—this is fine! 🔥💰💀