🚨🔥💥 BREAKING: EcoFlow just dropped a new mixtape called “🔥FIRE HAZARD BLUES🔥” 🎤🎶 Why? Because their Delta Max 2000 power stations are apparently more "lit" than your last TikTok party! 💀💰 Uh-oh, fam! EcoFlow just recalled 25,000 of these bad boys because they can turn your backyard BBQ into a sizzling disaster!!! 😱🍗 Forget the grill – the real fire hazard is inside your power station! FR FR, who needs a bonfire when you can just risk a trip to the ER? 🤡🚒 💔 "We just wanted to empower people... not turn them into flaming torches," leaked the devs, who are definitely in the grasp of a "this is fine" meme right now. 😅 But wait, there’s more! 🔥🥵 The fix? It’s as easy as using a meme format! Just stop using it! Grab your "WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!" mug and sip that green tea while your power station chills on the sidelines like it’s banned from the Fortnite tournament. 🥲🌱 So, what’s the hot take? Mark my words! By 2025, EcoFlow will drop a *fireproof* version of this unit 🍳 + the only “burning” it does will be your neighborhood’s vegetable garden. Stonks on that prediction, my friends! 🚀💥👀