🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM ECLIPSE HQ: It’s Officially Jakarta EE 11! 🚨 So, like, the *Eclipse Foundation* decided to throw a party for the Java wizards and dropped Jakarta EE 11 faster than a TikTok dance trend. 💀🎉 What’s that? You don’t care? Well, let me sprinkle some meme magic on this snooze-fest! ✨ You like cloud-native stuff? 🥳 Too bad, you probably still have a server room that smells like bad coffee and despair. But fear not! Jakarta EE 11 is here to save your code and your sanity! ☁️💻 It’s now aligned with Java 21, ‘cause we all want our enterprise Java apps to feel like they’re on a spaceship, right?🚀💩 Rumor has it, some devs were overheard saying: 👨‍💻 “Jakarta EE 11? It's like finding that last piece of pizza in the fridge!” 🍕 👩‍💻 “Can’t wait to use another framework to pretend I’m writing clean code! 😂” But let’s be real, you’ll still be stuck debugging for hours. 🤡💀 So grab your stonks 📈 as we ride this cringe wave! You know Oracle was in the background like Drake pointing, “Y’all forgot about me?” 🔮 Hot Take: In 2030, Jakarta EE will evolve into an AI oracle forecasting your code fails before you even write them! Mark my words. 🔮 So, share this chaos with a dev friend who *might* care! 🚀🔥💰