🚀💰 *BREAKING: ECHOSTAR BEEFS UP SPACEX with $17B* 💰🚀 Yo fam, you know things are getting wild when Dish's parent company, EchoStar, pulls a *major glow-up* and hands over their satellite spectrum to SpaceX like it’s a limited edition meme sticker. 🤡✨ Just casually dropping $17 billion like it’s pocket change?! *Stonks* through the roof, baby! 📈🔥 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ SpaceX is about to level up Starlink into some next-gen cellular shenanigans. Think unlimited data while you’re literally up in space—who said alien life couldn’t be fun? 👽📞 EchoStar’s Boost Mobile peeps will now be vibin' with space-age connection! But wait, EchoStar was supposed to flex their AWS-4 (2GHz) spectrum for direct-to-device satellite cell service, only to get absolutely roasted by the FCC for doing absolutely nothing. *This is fine.* 🙃💀 Apparently, SpaceX pulled the “we’re snitching” card and swooped in for the win. 🙌 *COMMENCE LEAKED QUOTE: “We had to do something, or I’d have to let my dog use the spectrum for TikTok!”* - EchoStar Developer 🐶✌️ 🐉 Hot take alert: With all this satellite drama, I’m calling it now: Next week, we’ll discover SpaceX is launching a *space dating service* because who doesn’t want to swipe right on a Martian? 🔥❤️👽 #IntergalacticLove Share this chaos with your crew!