💥🚨 BREAKING: European Commission EXPOSES Meta & TikTok like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party no one wanted to go to! 🍕💀 So listen up fam! The EC just dropped a bombshell 💣💥, saying that our fave data-hoarding FOMO machines, Meta and TikTok, are flunking their transparency test like that kid who thought studying for finals was overrated. 📚❌ #ThisIsFine In the DSA showdown, these titans of tech were supposed to let researchers dive into their data like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet 🍽️, but nah! They’re hiding it like it’s their mom’s secret lasagna recipe. 🥴😱 Imagine being so sus that even your own regulators are side-eyeing you like Drake pointing. 👀🔥 🤖 “We thought transparency was just a trend,” said an imaginary Meta developer during their latest existential crisis. “Turns out it’s actually about, like, letting people see our data? What an L!” 😫🦦 Here’s the prediction—if Meta & TikTok keep this up, they might get swapped for a new player: "NicheCats," a platform where you only see cat videos and maybe some budget ASMR.🚀🔥 Remember, kids: stonks don’t go up when you’re sketchy with the data. 💸💩 Share this chaos if you feel me!