🚨BREAKING NEWS: eBay’s about to go full-on hipster on us! 🚨💀💸 Hold on to your vintage flannels, folks! 🧥 eBay is swooping in like a valiant knight to rescue the damsel in distress known as Tise — aka that niche app where you sell your old junk and pretend it's “sustainable fashion.” 🌱👗 This is NOT your grandma’s eBay anymore! NO CAP! They’re trying to go from "cringe to based" faster than you can say “I dropped my phone while chasing clout.” 📱💔💀 "Ya know, we figured we needed to appeal to the Gen Z demographic before they start selling their own organs on TikTok.” - *Anonymous eBay Dev probably named Chad* 🤖🔥 I mean, can you imagine? “Buy my old jeans and also, check out my PATCHED denim jacket in the next tab while I explain the stock market.” 📈✨ But let’s be real—THIS IS FINE. When your marketplace looks like it was designed by a team of thrift store-loving raccoons, a social twist might just be the glow-up we didn’t know we needed! 🔥HOT TAKE: In 2 years, eBay is gonna be like that one viral TikTok influencer with a million followers and zero tangible experience. Brace yourselves for the “eBay fashion show,” starring your grandma’s entire attic! 🚀👀 Tag your friends, cause this ride is about to get WILD! 💥🎢