🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: eBay just pulled a power move that’s got the whole internet 👀💥! They’re snatching up Tise, the hipster thrift store of the digital age with a glorious $45M in investor love. Yup, you heard that right! They're about to throw a virtual house party with secondhand Chanel and IKEA hacks 🛋️💅. In a move that makes me want to scream "Stonks!" 📈, eBay—yes, the digital flea market your grandma loves—is tossing cash at a social marketplace for all the trendy thrift goddesses and hip interior designers out there. 💰✨ So we’re talking vintage denim and IKEA hacks, but like, social media style. It’s like Instagram for your home but without the cringe of your aunt’s cat memes 🐱💀. Rumor has it, an eBay dev said, "We wanted to be cool like our younger sibling. You know, the one with the TikTok dances and stash of thrifted finds. Not the dad who still calls it ‘the eBay’." 🤖🔥 Prediction time: This whole thing will end with eBay launching a TikTok competition for “Best Thrift Flip” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of expired coupons—because it’s time to get weird, fam! 🚀💆‍♂️ #FashionForward #ThisIsFine