🚨🎮 BREAKING: EA is about to get ROLLED harder than your grandma's Quilt of Infinite Disappointment! 🤡💰 That's right folks, brace yourselves! The mad lads from Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's "I Hope This Works" investment group are swooping in with a *whopping* $50 BILLION offer! 💸💸 It's like they saw *EA Sports, It’s in the Game* and thought, “Yup, we need that energy on our portfolio. 🕶️💣” Developer Chat (allegedly): 👾 DEV #1: “Dude, imagine if they just made FIFA pay-to-win?!” 👾 DEV #2: “Bet. Next thing you know, they’re selling player packs with real money—wait, they already kinda do that! 🤣” Drake's pointing at EA like "Stop being cringe and make a good game!" and honestly…based. 💔👀 This is fine? Nah, this is an *EA* disaster waiting to happen. 🤖⚰️ So what’s next? Are they gonna turn The Sims into a pay-per-month life simulator? 💀💔 Imagine paying for your Sim's morning coffee—oh wait, we don’t need to imagine; it's EA. 😂 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In two years, the only way to play Madden will be through a subscription where you also have to buy game time with Saudi oil stocks. 🤖🌌🔥 Now that’s stonks! 🚀💰 #PrayForGamers