🚨💥 y'all have to check this out! At TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, those early-stage investors are about to drop some 🔥 gems on what they really want from founders. Spoiler alert: NO, it's not just a slick PowerPoint with unicorn animations! 🦄💻 🚀 Charles Hudson from Precursor Ventures and Wesley Chan from FPV Ventures are about to spill the tea on narrative building, resilience, and those cringe red flags (like asking for funding while wearing Crocs—no cap, fam). You know the vibes! 🤡👟 👀 Imagine them on stage, sitting in their oversized hoodies, whispering, "What we REALLY look for? Not a founder who thinks ‘pivot’ means changing the color of their logo!" 😂💸 Like, come on! Maybe try ‘pivoting’ outta your mom's basement first! 🏡💀 🤖💬 *leaked developer quote*: "If your business doesn't have a killer story, just drop out and try TikTok dances instead. Less cringe, fr fr." ✌️ And yo, don’t miss out: register by September 26 if you wanna save some serious 💰—but like, do you REALLY want to miss the wisdom from these investors? This is about to be a galaxy-brain event! 🌌✨ 🔥Prediction: By the end of 2025, the next big thing will be founders creating apps that find investors for you while you binge-watch cat videos. STONKS! 📈😹 Share this if you wanna be ahead in the chaos! 🥳🍕