๐จ Early Black Friday Alert! ๐ Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold: $300 off! Cop it before it folds you! ๐๐ฅ
๐๐๏ธ HOLD THE PHONE ๐ โcause itโs time to get your wallet ready for some juicy Black Friday madness! Black Friday is knocking on our doors earlier than your weird uncle at Thanksgiving. ๐ธ๐ ๐ฅ Hereโs the tea: The Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold, aka the โI-can't-believe-it's-not-butterโ foldable, just dropped to $1,499 from $1,799, a whopping $300 off! ๐ฑ๐ Donโt be that nerd still using a flip phone in 2023โslide into those deals like you slide into DMs, fam. ๐๐ *Leaked quotes from imaginary Google dev team:* ๐จโ๐ป "We made it fold, so your bank account can fold too, right?" ๐คก With a stonks upward of 17% off, even the pixels are rejoicing ๐ฅณ. Itโs got triple cameras that could probably capture the emotions of a crying JPEG ๐๐ข, and for you multitaskersโit's more functional than your last Zoom meeting! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ป But letโs keep it ๐ฏโwho even needs that 512GB or 1TB? Just flex on the gram with 256GB and save those coins. Remember: โThis is fineโ only when shopping for phones, not when your credit card bill shows up! ๐๐ซ ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: If Black Friday deals keep dropping like this, by Christmas, weโll be paying Google with smiles and emojis alone! ๐ญ๐ธ Whatโs next? Pixel toothpasteโโBrush, Fold, and Goโ? ๐ค๐
