🎉🛍️ HOLD THE PHONE 📞 ‘cause it’s time to get your wallet ready for some juicy Black Friday madness! Black Friday is knocking on our doors earlier than your weird uncle at Thanksgiving. 💸👀 🔥 Here’s the tea: The Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold, aka the “I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter” foldable, just dropped to $1,499 from $1,799, a whopping $300 off! 😱💀 Don’t be that nerd still using a flip phone in 2023—slide into those deals like you slide into DMs, fam. 😏💌 *Leaked quotes from imaginary Google dev team:* 👨‍💻 "We made it fold, so your bank account can fold too, right?" 🤡 With a stonks upward of 17% off, even the pixels are rejoicing 🥳. It’s got triple cameras that could probably capture the emotions of a crying JPEG 💔😢, and for you multitaskers—it's more functional than your last Zoom meeting! 🙆‍♂️👩‍💻 But let’s keep it 💯—who even needs that 512GB or 1TB? Just flex on the gram with 256GB and save those coins. Remember: “This is fine” only when shopping for phones, not when your credit card bill shows up! 😂🚫 🔥 HOT TAKE: If Black Friday deals keep dropping like this, by Christmas, we’ll be paying Google with smiles and emojis alone! 😭💸 What’s next? Pixel toothpaste—“Brush, Fold, and Go”? 🤔🚀