🚨 BREAKING: 🦅 EAGLET RISES FROM THE ASHES TO SAVE AI AGENTS (kinda) 💥🤖💀 Y'all, if you thought 2025 was gonna be *the* year of AI agents where they *actually* do stuff longer than your average TikTok clip, think again! 😅💔 Jensen Huang, our beloved tech oracle, predicted a future of super-sentient helpers and instead we just got glorified paperweights. SHOCKER! 🎤💥 But wait! 🎶 A hero emerges from the chaos! Introducing the legendary EAGLET (no, not the cute bird), which claims it can help our bot buddies not implode when faced with tasks longer than a DMV line. 🏃‍♂️💨 Forget manual data labeling—this framework is like throwing a Red Bull into the AI abyss and saying “GO! BE FREE!” 🚀🔥 Imagine a chatty AI that doesn't quit midway through a convo like your friend who gets too sad watching “This Is Us.” 😭🥴 EAGLET is claimed by Tsinghua University brainiacs to help keep AI on task STRAIGHT UP... for longer than the lifespan of 50% of your favorite apps. 🤡 Rumor has it, one developer yelled, “Can I get a LOOOONGER checklist?!?!” when discussing with coworkers who were like, “Bro, just chill. Your bot ain’t getting a raise.” 😂💰 HOT TAKE: If EAGLET doesn't become the AI's answer to therapy, I’m throwing my laptop into the ocean. 🌊💻 #AI #EAGLET #STONKS