EA teams up with Stability AI for "smarter paintbrushes" 🎨💀—get ready for games that draw better than ur ex!🔥 #ArtGoals
🚨🎮 EARTH SHATTERING NEWS, FOLKS! EA and Stability AI Just Made a CHILDREN'S CRAYON 🚨🎮 In a plot twist wilder than your grandma learning TikTok dances, EA (aka the kings of pay-to-win) just linked up with Stability AI to create *smarter paintbrushes* for game developers! 🤡✨ You heard that right! Instead of working on, I dunno, FIXING THEIR BROKEN GAMES, they’re taking us back to kindergarten with AI-powered art supplies. Let's unpack this! Imagine a world where your game textures are so good they make Picasso weep. But let's be real, if you think EA is gonna give devs the freedom to be *actually creative* instead of just copy-pasting loot boxes, you're about to be hit with that Drake "nah" meme. 😂 **Leaked quote from an EA intern**: “Yeah, we just replaced the entire art team with a chatbot—now the game is 70% less fun, but, you know, more profitable! *Stonks*!” 📈💰 This is the gaming world’s tragic version of “This is fine” as the flames rise around. 🤷♂️🔥 So get ready for 2024 where every game looks like a watercolor painting made by a toddler with a sugar rush. And mark my words: The next FIFA will be entirely generated by AI—just imagine your players getting asked for an in-game purchase after every successful pass. Fr fr, ultimate cringe 😵💫 Stay tuned because in 3 years we might actually have *AI-Generated TRASH*. 🤖💩
