🚨🎮 BREAKING: The *Snooze King* of Gaming, EA, has decided it’s time to slap a fresh coat of AI paint on their dumpster fire of a game development process 🔥💩! EA just announced they’re teaming up with Stability AI, aka the wizards behind the mysterious, meme-worthy art tool Stable Diffusion. Is this a love story? Or just a desperate attempt to salvage the next FIFA game? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️ 💸 EA claims they’ll be creating “smarter paintbrushes” ⚡️🖌️ (probably built from the tears of burnt-out developers), allowing their “creatives” to pretend they’re Picasso while the game still looks like a glitchy PS2 relic. One “insider” (totally not made up) was heard saying, “Bro, at least if the game crashes, we can blame it on the AI. Just call it spontaneous creativity!” 🤖💀 Expect “Physically Based Rendering materials” that are mostly just a fancy way of saying walls that still look like cardboard in a trailer. And if that’s not groundbreaking 🤔, what is? In conclusion: Expect your next game to look legit. Just remember, if you’re not seething inside while you watch your favorite franchise turn into a soulless cash grab, are you even gaming?! 🔥 *Hot take*: The next EA game will be so advanced, it’ll start criticizing your life choices in real-time! 🤯💀🚀 #ThisIsFine #EAStonks