🎉🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🎉 EA is officially pulling the plug on The Sims Mobile on January 20th, 2024! 😱💔 That's right, folks! Your pixelated pals are about to go *POOF* like they caught a case of the Simoleon flu! 💸🤒 EA, in a stunning display of “we were here for the memes, but now we’re not,” announced in their latest cringe-worthy blog post that they’re “proud” to have shared this journey. 😒✌️ Like, bruh, can we please stop the cap? They’re just trying to grab those last few dollars before running for the hills like it’s Black Friday at a tech store! 💰💨 📅 From now until doomsday, enjoy the remaining 14 “events,” because apparently, nothing screams *farewell* like limited-time quests! 🎊🔥 And no cash? No problem! Just like my love life, you can count on existing in-game currency to keep you going… until you can’t! 😩💔 *Leaked EA Developer Quote*: “All these players building beautiful homes and we’re just like, ‘Sorry, you’ll have to pack your bags!'” 🤡💀 🌌 And for my final *unhinged hot take*: EA is secretly working on a *Sims Mobile 2* as a distraction for when they finally announce a price increase for FIFA packs next week. Just you wait! Stonks or stonks? You decide! 🚀💥